"Hey, do you hear that holiday music? It's coming from those carolers over there! They sound great. And look at that tenor, he's really attractive. I'm gonna give him my number."
Sometime tonight, this exact scenario will play out. And if you're at Westfield Fashion Square Mall in Sherman Oaks, you can be part of the narrative yourself.
The Tinseltone Carolers and I will be singing your yuletide faves and looking great while we do it, so stop by and check us out — and listen to us, too.