I've always loved Christmas music, but am perennially disappointed by the lack of holiday melodies for the Chosen People. So this year, I decided to take matters into my own hands and give the Jews the Hanukkah present we've always wanted: our very own Christmas song.
"The Jewish Christmas Song" is now streaming on YouTube. Watch it, love it, and share it with all your friends — goyim included.
Can you believe the holidays are already here?! Of course you can't. No one ever can. Every year they come too quickly, and every year, we're surprised. At least the advent of the season gives us something to talk about other than the weather.
And when you're done having that awkward conversation, start listening to that gorgeous yuletide music. Where's it coming from? The Tinseltone Carolers, natch!
The Tinseltones are the holliest vocal group in Hollywood, providing three different quartet styles, the sexiest singers, and also me. Book them for your holiday party, and tell them I sent you so I can get a bonus.
After a lil' hiatus, I'm literally jumping for joy to be working at Disneyland again — yes, literally. Just look at this picture. You can't see my feet, but I'm totally jumping. I mean, look at me. Who looks like that when they're not jumping? No one. That's classic jumping face. You can't look like that when you're not jumping. It's literally not a thing.
Want to see me there? Of course you do. Check my calendar for dates.
The new dark comedy Middle Man, written and directed by Ned Crowley and starring Jim O'Heir (Parks & Rec) and Andrew J. West (The Walking Dead) is in select theaters across the U.S. for one day: today, June 9.
If you go see it, be sure to keep your eyes peeled for me! Literally, bring clothespins or something — I'm in the movie for about ten seconds. But hey, it's still cool!
You can see the movie in a theater today in LA, New York, Boston, Chicago, Seattle, or Atlanta. But if you can't make it, don't fret: you can stream it on all major services, including Netflix and Amazon, this fall.