What happens when there’s one piece of sweet and sour chicken left and you want it real bad? I’m not gonna tell you, that would spoil this whole film I made!
I've always loved Christmas music, but am perennially disappointed by the lack of holiday melodies for the Chosen People. So this year, I decided to take matters into my own hands and give the Jews the Hanukkah present we've always wanted: our very own Christmas song.
"The Jewish Christmas Song" is now streaming on YouTube. Watch it, love it, and share it with all your friends — goyim included.
Can you believe the holidays are already here?! Of course you can't. No one ever can. Every year they come too quickly, and every year, we're surprised. At least the advent of the season gives us something to talk about other than the weather.
And when you're done having that awkward conversation, start listening to that gorgeous yuletide music. Where's it coming from? The Tinseltone Carolers, natch!
The Tinseltones are the holliest vocal group in Hollywood, providing three different quartet styles, the sexiest singers, and also me. Book them for your holiday party, and tell them I sent you so I can get a bonus.