What happens when there’s one piece of sweet and sour chicken left and you want it real bad? I’m not gonna tell you, that would spoil this whole film I made!
I've always loved Christmas music, but am perennially disappointed by the lack of holiday melodies for the Chosen People. So this year, I decided to take matters into my own hands and give the Jews the Hanukkah present we've always wanted: our very own Christmas song.
"The Jewish Christmas Song" is now streaming on YouTube. Watch it, love it, and share it with all your friends — goyim included.
I love holiday songs, but after hearing the same damn tunes over and over, year after year, I thought it might be fun to add a naughty twist to one of the nicer carols.
Today I released "Whom Are You Doing New Year's Eve?" a parody that's even more inappropriate than it sounds. I wrote it and recorded it, but I have no comment as to what I'm doing behind that piano.
Watch the music video here and spread it to all your friends who need holiday cheer and are over eighteen years old!
Have you ever thought to yourself, "I love The Onion, I just wish it were more Los Angeles-specific?" If so, that's kinda weird. Luckily, someone else felt the same way and created Hence LA, a satirical news website all about the City of Angels — and I'm writing for it!
Check out my investigative journalism skills in articles like "Man Upset to Pay $15 Parking at 'Supposedly Free' Getty Center" and "Actor Adds Friends to Mailing List, Instantly Ostracized." And by "investigative journalism," I mean "comedy."